Halk miss a tee-time because of a simple flat tire? He's an Alabama boy and those moonshine running, NASCAR boys down there can change a flat tire and be gettin' on down the road before you or I even get our trunk open!

While I'm on the subject........I once had a flat tire on the way to a last second tee time that I was running late for and I got the tire changed in under 5 minutes! Opened the trunk, threw my clubs, pull-cart, and footlocker on the ground and had that flat tire (which I threw into the back seat, along with the jack, to save time) changed in the blink of an eye! I must've looked like a mad man with the jack, tire iron, wheel cover, and lug nuts flying around.........but I made my tee time! I was a greasy mess on the first tee,
but it's only dirt