I joined some friends who were already playing. At our course, #5 comes back to the clubhouse and 6 tee is right there, so I joined them there. From 6 through 18, I was even par. They decided to play 1 through 5 with me to see what I was gonna score.

You guessed this ending already, didn't you?

Yep, that's right. I went bogie, bogie, double, and on #4 ( a tough little par 5) I was just off the green in 4 trying to save bogie with a decent chip and putt. Instead, I decided this was a really good time to blade one about 20 yards over the green. From past experience, I was d e a d from there, looking at 3 good shots at best. I was so mad, I walked to the cart and drove to the clubhouse, snatched my clubs off the cart and drove home.

I told my wife the story and she said, "You can beat me if it'll make you feel better." and then she just died laughing... Very funny.