I can't remember the last time one of my golfing regulars called me and said, "Hey Dormie, we've got a tee time at 10:00am at so-and-so for Saturday. You in?"

It's always more like this, "Hey Dormie, I think I can probably play Saturday, but it might have to be Sunday. Nothing too early because I'll be out pounding the night before. But nothing too late because I think I have to go to dinner with another couple. Oh, and try and book something for around $45. And NOT at Cyprian Keyes, I don't like that place. And forget Blackstone, it's too difficult. And I don't want to go too far because my car has been acting up. One last thing Dormie, weather.com says 20% chance of showers so if it's cloudy when I get up, count me out. Oh, Bill and John say they might be in. They should know by Friday afternoon. If they can't play, maybe you could find a 3rd and 4th? Thanks. Let me know what you find..."

Yeah, let me get right on it...