"I hate 29 handicap rules experts as much as I hate cheaters."

This immediatley gave me the picture of somebody I know. I played with him once, and will never play with him again. I swear I took about an 85 degree turn into the fairway and he SCREAMS 90 DEGREE CART RULE!!!

There are numerous other scenarios I won't discuss. He's also a very bad golfer. I don't think he's ever broken 100 and he's been playing for years.