blah, blah, blah, blah.

An open comment to Rory Sabatini, Jason Day, Ian Poulter, and Joe Schmuck (sure to open his mouth next week): until you guys actually, I don't know, beat Tiger just once, maybe you should keep this inner motivation to yourself.

I mean, sure, it is great and if you are on the Tour and have any kind of competitive spirit you need to believe that you can or will be able to beat Tiger very, very soon. But, at this exact moment, there is very little evidence anyone else is even in the same solar system as Tiger right now. So, don't go public with it. Keep it to yourself.

Are we going to have to put up with these non-news items for the next 10 years? 15 years? 20 years?

Dateline -- Fairbanks, Alaksa -- (March 3rd, 2042). On the eve of the McDonald's-MicroGoogUTube-PODS Championship presented by Rolex and Axe Body Spray, Rory Sabatini the Third had this to say "I really think Tiger is more vulnerable that ever, now. I just learned that that old 1 iron he's been using as a cane is non-conforming, so I think that'll eliminate the 5 stroke advantage he's had on the field for the last 30 years. That, and because Tiger is now 65 years old, with today's equipment he can only hit 580 yard drives." Rory spoke from the clubhouse of newly constructed 16,273 yard Frontier Golf Course (a Bubba Watson design), where thanks to global warming, you can enjoy golf in the 60's year round.

Obviously, Tiger will be beatable before he turns 65, but until he actually gets beats a few times, I wish that the press wouldn't even pay attention to this crud. It's been a slow news year.