1. Tim Herron - Heron Bay
2. Augusta National - Bobby Jones
3. Nick Faldo - ticked Nike off after signing a deal with TaylorMade
4. Ben Hogan - a legend
5. Boo Weekly - a good ol' boy
6. Johnny Miller - a pompous ***, but I kinda like him anyway
7. Jim Nantz - borrrrrrrrrrrrrring
8. Nick Price - South Africa
9. The Ryder Cup - Boston
10. Callaway Irons - overpriced