I was on about a par4 and stuffed up my drive so it only went about 200 yards.
So for the next shot i pulled out a 6 iron, hit it too far, over the green and it came to rest about 3 cm from a really big, rough, concrete wall! i was going to take an un playable lie cos' there was no way of even having a backswing..... so i faced the wall and smacked it really hard on the wall and it came back town to the green about 5 cm from the pin.
I have more, but I can't remember too much of them.
I don't get into too much trouble you see