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C-B-C give's his loser speach


stagday

this was suppose to be a "finish the sentence thread" if it doesn't die for a lack of a 2nd,lol

But he is not playing for the US team is he.........

... ..Hmmmm let`s see...(please excuse me whilst I talk to myself)











"..let`s see stagday born 1951...er ..life expectancy of an American male is 74 years of age..so..erm...counting my fingers...stagday is 54...best take shoes and socks off for this one...that`s eight fingers two thumbs and ten toes...leaves 20 years lifespan left...hmmm...sympathy vote for the Americans having lost the USA vs Rest of World contest for 20 consecutive years...the Rowers are feeling generous...er...add that into the equation...then the Rowers ask me back as captain for the 20th anniversary competition...add that into the equation...divided by granting good friend stagday a deathbed wish....subtract the Rowers opinion that it would be nice if the USA were allowed to win the contest...just for once....multiply the feeling of happiness that would bring to the Americans...plus I`d be a much more humble person by then...well that all adds up to...a Yes ...you can wait for me to make a loser`s speech............................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .it`ll be in about 20 years time

C-B-C...Captain of the Rowers, and general promoter of world peace......................in a selfless, understated kind of way

stagday...if the Rowers don`t win then this chameleon won`t eat any more CHEESE until 1st January 2006...that`s how confident I am of this team...so ladies and gentlemen please meet the team, the 12 best golfers in the world


- girlgolfa

- TyeDye

- scotty1

- kiwidave

- JungleJ

- Lefty

- Hacker100000

- Angel 28

- TourDreams

- Dukman

- Mizunoman

- C-B-C


C-B-C

a fine team you have assembled, C-B-C, but now you have really placed the burden upon them with the " this chameleon won`t eat any more CHEESE until 1st January 2006".

I'm fairly confident I won't have 20yrs, so this is the year. lol

btw, a bit of advice for the USA Team, be wary of a "chameleon" posing as a USA Team member with sabotage in mind.

stagday

stagday I`m appalled and I`m shocked ...(where`s a moderator when you need one ) how could you even suggest I would use such a tactic....

Hello everyone, this is my first ever post here on this superb looking forum, so forgive me if I`ve placed this introduction in the wrong section.

My name is Brad Jones and I`m 38 years of age, born and raised in the state of Florida....in the good ol` U.S.A . I play off an 11 handicap. My loves are baseball, basketball, bubble-gum and ....er...banjos ....and American cheeses...

I see that you have a competition between `The Rest of the World` and the U.S.A , so if it`s not too late I`d love to join THE U.S.A team...and if it`s okay with you, could the American captain p.m. all the American pairings and in what order they`ll be going out in. If the American captain could do the same for all your singles matches too, that would be very much appreciated . Anyhow, I`m looking forward to kicking some `Rest of World` ***, and.....er .......lock`n`load because I think this competition will be jolly good...(doh )...I mean really cooooooooooooool

Brad Jones

Hey, welcome to the forum Brad I look forward to reading your posts


C-B-C

Note to CBC.........Even a colorblindchameleon could spot this red herring! LOL

I will get right on that colourbradjones...errr....bradchameleon....uhhhhm. ...colourjoneseleon....ahh forget it, I can't get the blasted name right.

Tad ...Tad ...Tad ....is that really you? ...I`m sorry brother but I had to leave Berkshire. Mum came home from work early one day and found me dressed up in the Minnie Mouse dress... ...I knew she didn`t believe it was for a fancy dress party, and that she`d never understand.
So I had to move to Orlando Florida where I can wear the dress and get paid for doing so. Tell mum if she can forgive me, then I`m coming home so thank mum, thanks Tad and thanks...

























Brad Jones

P.S. I can get her cheap tickets for Disneyworld if she wants to come over here!

I'll tell mums you're on the way. She will be so excited to know that you are finally coming home. Now if we could only find our sister?

btw, leave the dress and golf clubs in Orlando.

Tad

I thought I`d save paper and post my Captain's losing speech here, in the thread that stagday (of all people ) kindly had the forethought to provide ....and given the constant friendly jibes I`ve directed at the Americans (in various threads.. ) they have shown admirable restraint for putting up with me!!!

Firstly to Team Rower, I`m afraid that no matter how much the numbers were juggled, mixed up and then rearranged, the end result was that the USA just pipped us to win this competition!!!...so congratulations to them they are tough cookies to beat. However, when we started up this competition I felt that we`d have trouble just to assemble a team let alone forward one that would go on to give them `a run for their money`. So I`m really proud of the effort all of the Rowers gave, and strongly believe that the next team Rower, will be a very formidable force indeed :nodsmiley Hopefully it`ll be an annual event unlike the Ryder and President's Cup, as there seems enough interest and motivation to sustain this competition. I hope that either Lefty or kiwidave will be keen on captaining the next Rower team in that respect.

So congratulations again to Team USA, and I hope that everyone from team Rower will still be around next year to take this title back. I`m hoping that boomer would be kind enough to drag that rusty juicer out of the garage...and after he`s got it engraved, if he could be kind enough to post a picture of it somewhere on Golfrewind, then we`ll be able to see the magnificent trophy that both sides are hoping to claim. I wouldn`t get too attached to that juicer boomer, because I have a feeling it`ll be travelling to England or New Zealand next year if Lefty or kiwidave have anything to do with it!!!!

Many thanks for everyones efforts and as captain I and not the team must accept responsibilty for this result, so as the losing teams captain I will officially make....
































Former & Losing Captain ( which means I now have something in common with stagday... ).... C-B-C

One word for that concession speech: Gracious


It's hard to believe that you can give up cheese until the end of the year.
Can I offer a substitute? How about spam?