I read this joke in the local paper this morning, and I thought is was funny. It was nice to read something humorous for a change.
The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.
He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from zero to 200 in four seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
That was rich. My natural inclination will be to use that line ... I'm sure my timing will be inappropriate ... I'm also certain to be in trouble. So, thanks a lot PING (in advance) for getting me in the dog house!
A woman runs into her house and says to her husband: "Quick, pack your bags, I've just won the lottery!"
He says: "WOW, what should I pack for . . . the beach or the mountains?"
She says: " It doesn't matter, just get the heck out."
My wife didn't find it all that amusing when I told her that one, but I reversed the roles ...in the version I heard it was " It doesn't matter, I just want you out of my house. " a good one, indeed, but remember when telling the wife it's THE WIFE that won the lottery (lwc > smarter > wazmankg).
I read this joke in the local paper this morning, and I thought is was funny. It was nice to read something humorous for a change.
The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.
He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from zero to 200 in four seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
Services are pending.
it is funny, but don't ya think it should be only amongst the men? i mean, there's 2 things you never ask a woman, age and weight. would that be right? of course unless you are ready to suffer the consequences.
October 9th, 2005, 12:46 PM
...in the version I heard it was " It doesn't matter, I just want you out of my house. " a good one, indeed, but remember when telling the wife it's THE WIFE that won the lottery (lwc > smarter > wazmankg). 
it is funny though 
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