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Old September 2nd, 2006, 03:32 PM
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An avid golfer goes to see a fortune teller to enquire if there are any golf courses in heaven. "I have good news and bad news" she tells the golfer. "Whats the good news?" asks the golfer "The good news sir is that the courses in heaven are spectacular, without doubt better than anything you have ever seen on earth." "Whats the bad news then?" he asks "You have a tee time at 8:30 tomorrow morning."
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Old September 2nd, 2006, 05:02 PM
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Must be Heaven, I can't think of how an 8:30 am tee time is bad news!
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Old September 3rd, 2006, 02:45 AM
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The only reason it's bad news is because It means he is going to die. But funny stuff!

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An avid golfer goes to see a fortune teller to enquire if there are any golf courses in heaven. "I have good news and bad news" she tells the golfer. "Whats the good news?" asks the golfer "The good news sir is that the courses in heaven are spectacular, without doubt better than anything you have ever seen on earth." "Whats the bad news then?" he asks "You have a tee time at 8:30 tomorrow morning."

That`s a pretty good joke.Who`s in the foursome?
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