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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at
a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to
look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had
something white at its rear end."

I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a
golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the
cow's ****."

"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey,
this looks like yours!"

"I don't remember much after that..."

Hillarious.

No, I'm serious.

But, being seriously serious, that's quite funny!

-Ken