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Old October 15th, 2006, 07:49 PM
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A fly sat on my nose!

"A fly came and sat on my nose!" This was the excuse (albeit true) that my dad used today for a rotten tee-shot, and of course I nearly killed myself laughing.
What other weird & wonderful excuses have fellow golfers not come up with for - let's just say - 'not-too-good' play?
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Old October 15th, 2006, 08:53 PM
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one i use all the time:

the ground was uneven
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Old October 16th, 2006, 12:34 AM
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"There must've been a cross-breeze" seems to work for any wicked curler, unless you're playing with my dad...
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Old October 16th, 2006, 05:19 AM
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The sun was in my eyes
The slow play has ruined my rythym
You should have seen me at the range
I didn't get enough sleep
I'm still stiff from my cardio
I've been working on a few things
I never do that...just having an off day
The ground is too wet
That's because I skipped the range before playing
These clubs are still new
The architect was an idiot
The grass in the fairway is too high/low
I don't feel like concentrating
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Old October 16th, 2006, 06:21 AM
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I think I will use that one sometime . . .
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Old October 16th, 2006, 07:43 AM
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Excessive flatulence during the downswing.
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