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Old October 31st, 2006, 01:54 PM
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Broiled Missionary: $10.00

Fried Explorer: $15.00

Baked Politician: $100.00.

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?" The cook replied: "Have you ever tried to clean one?"
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Old October 31st, 2006, 02:05 PM
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Broiled Missionary: $10.00

Fried Explorer: $15.00

Baked Politician: $100.00.

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?" The cook replied: "Have you ever tried to clean one?"
Best one ive come across on this forum #1
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Old October 31st, 2006, 02:47 PM
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Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
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Old November 2nd, 2006, 02:13 PM
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That's a great one, jwaldrop .... and just in time for the wall-to-wall sleazy ads leading up to next week's elections.
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Old November 2nd, 2006, 02:19 PM
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Loved the joke...If you cleaned all the "dirt" off of a politician, there would be little left to eat.....I guess that makes the price per pound a lot higher.
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Old November 2nd, 2006, 02:27 PM
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks at the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Two parrots sitting on a perch..................one turns to the other and asks
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............"Can you smell fish?"
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Old November 2nd, 2006, 07:01 PM
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Two parrots sitting on a perch..................one turns to the other and asks
.................................................. ......................................
.................................................. ........................................
.................................................. ......................................
............"Can you smell fish?"

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks at the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Those are funny! That's my kind of joke.
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Old November 6th, 2006, 08:42 PM
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks at the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Hey, you stole my joke
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Two parrots sitting on a perch..................one turns to the other and asks
.................................................. ......................................
.................................................. ........................................
.................................................. ......................................
............"Can you smell fish?"
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