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Old November 8th, 2006, 02:17 AM
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Last words spoken before somebody died.
Are you sure this will work?
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Old November 8th, 2006, 03:00 PM
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#1 last words said by a redneck...Hey Y'all, watch this.
#2 last words said by a redneck...****, I can do that...usually right after #1 crashes and burns
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Old November 8th, 2006, 04:59 PM
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Are you sure this will work?
How about, "Nah, I'll be okay."

Or... "I'm sure that sushi chef know's what he's doing."

Or... "No Orenthal, NO!"
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Old November 9th, 2006, 01:41 PM
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#1 last words said by a redneck...Hey Y'all, watch this.
#2 last words said by a redneck...****, I can do that...usually right after #1 crashes and burns

Or more likely..."Hey Y'all...hold my beer. Watch this!
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Old November 9th, 2006, 02:50 PM
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Are you sure this will work?
Or: "What's this button for?"
Or: "Monsters in this day and age? Nonsense! Gimme a flashlight; I'm going in there."

(I forget where I heard those.)
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Old November 9th, 2006, 03:29 PM
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Or: "What's this button for?"
Or: "Monsters in this day and age? Nonsense! Gimme a flashlight; I'm going in there."

(I forget where I heard those.)
Well I know where the 1st one came from and I've been wanting to post it, because while it's funny it's in extremely poor taste, but it's been over 20 years now so what the heck - "What's this button for?" is the answer to the following question - "What were shuttle passenger and teacher Christie McAuliffe's last words ?"

Drag your cursor over the above if you want to know. It's not racist or dirty, but if you have a low tolerance for "sick" humor, just skip it please.
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Old November 9th, 2006, 03:38 PM
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Errr..."Et tu Brute?"
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Old November 10th, 2006, 12:17 PM
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Orson Wells in Citizen Kane, "Rosebud."
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Old November 10th, 2006, 01:59 PM
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One of my favorites...

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance"-General John Sedgewick, struck by a confederate sharpshooter shortly thereafter at the Battle of Spotsylvania

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Old November 12th, 2006, 04:54 PM
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"Let us cross over the river and rest under the shade of the trees."
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Old November 13th, 2006, 04:55 AM
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Or... "No Orenthal, NO!"

Man, that is sick. Nice work.
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Old November 13th, 2006, 04:58 AM
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One of my favorites...

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance"-General John Sedgewick, struck by a confederate sharpshooter shortly thereafter at the Battle of Spotsylvania
I heard that one as general custer saying "they couldn't hit a barn door at this dist..."
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Socrates' last words - "I drank WHAT?!!"
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Old November 16th, 2006, 04:52 AM
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oscar wilde said "either the wallpaper goes or i do..."
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Old November 16th, 2006, 11:53 AM
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"Noooo... you idiot - not the blue one!! In the movies they always cut the RED wire! Hurry!!!"
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