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It was a sunny morning, a little before 8.00 am, on the first hole of a
busy course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my
upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud
speaker.

"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's
tee please!!"

I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep
in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMAN'S tee
kindly back up to the men's tee.

I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more,
the man yelled: "WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE BACK UP
TO THE MEN'S TEE, PLEASE!!!"

I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back...
"WOULD THE WITH THE MICROPHONE KINDLY KEEP QUIET
AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT!"

Nice!
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LOL! That's a good one!

Haha that's pretty good.