Well, I can't say I never noticed the smilies feature next to this text block, but I'm going to start using them. Let me practice...

or

is what I would use when I see one of those swim suit hotties as someone's avatar.

is what I would use when my GR heroes tell me I can't say (I'll pronounce the letters)
en eye cee eee tee are wye

is about what's in my pocket.

is what I do when I read some of Ringer's posts.

is how I feel when I minimize this window right before my boss walks by my office.

I have no idea what this could ever mean.

This looks to be the picture of happiness.

I just won't use this one.

I'm not sure I can use this one to relate to golf.

I just ate poop.