We've had cold weather here the last couple of days, I had to work at the course in the cold on Sunday, not to mention I have a cold I'm getting over...haven't played golf in three weeks...
Anyone watch the Dolphins get slaughtered last night? Bad wasn't it...
You sure can tell the NBA season has begun. Sportcenter's Top Ten Plays included 6 dunks. Get used to it. If you watch the Top Ten Plays, there will be an average of 5 dunks on there everyday.
When the donut shop has a TV showing SportCenter.....does that mean you see "double dunks?"
Yep, and triple and quadruple dunks if the counter is busy. You don't see many two-handed dunks, except from the oldest seniors who have to steady themselves to hit the cup. They can really talk trash though--a lot better than the younger crowd.
You don't see many two-handed dunks, except from the oldest seniors who have to steady themselves to hit the cup. They can really talk trash though--a lot better than the younger crowd.
Overheard at my local donut shop....
Old Guy #1, "If that whippersnapper tries to bring that junk over here, I'll knock the custard right out of his eclair!"
Old Guy #2, "He can't bring it over here! I've got him covered like cream cheese on a bagel!"
Old Guy #3, " If "valeo" hadn't gotten such a big "gut" we'd run the powdered sugar right off these young'ens!" :nodsmiley
Yep, and another one: "I was a player before anyone even knew what a player was!"
About my "gut"--all 170 pounds of me keeps trying to migrate to my middle, at least half of which defies gravity in the process. Am I the possessor of an anti-gravity machine?
So what happens when you are a young whipper snapper like me without a gut who wants to dunk a donut or five? Do I get sent to the rejected dunker line? Or am I to be shipped off to get-a-gut topia? Help! I'm confused!!!
November 2nd, 2004, 06:56 PM
I've got him covered like cream cheese on a bagel!" 
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