As the Don of the Canadian Mafia, I have to express my outrage that you would do something like succumb to MPS in order to steal a waiting hundy.
In doing so, you may have brought down the standards of ALL forum members' expectations of Canadian-born posts. We have lost respect, and without respect, what do we have, Canadian Classics III? (Beer) Nothing. We have nothing, because of your foolish, oafish escapades! Don't ever go against the family, CCIII.
On another note, that's every hundy since 1100 that has gone to the Canadian Mafia! This calls for a celebration! (You forgot about grvolcano's hundy, mistah RED X...)
Butter Knife Guy, I congratulate you on your recapture of the Hundy And I herewith immediately return to you the Jacket that you so nobley allowed me to use.
Butter Knife Guy, I congratulate you on your recapture of the Hundy And I herewith immediately return to you the Jacket that you so nobley allowed me to use.
2) Leaguegolf has indicated innocence twice and guilt once, but 2 wrongs don't make a right, therefore it is the determination of this court that Leaguegolf is guilty as charged. (btw, I do believe that any sinister happening on GR has your prints and DNA all over it, therefore I'm afraid you might just be constantly guilty. afterall, you do have the most posts on this board.)
a)Sentence-Leaguegolf, since you didn't place the BAMBAM avatar in your profile voluntarily, you shall take Boomer's BAMBAM avatar and place it in your profile for a period of 4 days. More to follow
There shall be no appellate process for this decision. It is final and binding. If it is violated in any way, may the wrath of Kahn pursue you all the days of your posting.
This court is now adjourned.
stag da judge
It appears to me that leaguegolf has been allowed to leave GR without proper punishment. I don't see a Bam-Bam avatar by his name. Isn't this some type of violation of your ruling?
stag da judge, I understand that most federal prisons are resort-like, but Disney World? How is this justice? How do we know he will return to GR after basking in the warm fun & sun of Florida? Has league been released on his own recognizance or has he been required to wear some sort of tracking device in his Mickey Mouse ears? I'm not sure you count on the fact that he really will stick out in a crowd wearing that Blue Hawaiian shirt?
It might seem to others that league's getting special favors from da judge.
I'm sure you will review this with proper consideration.
4)C-B-C has already been found guilty and sentenced (boy I enjoyed that). There is no doubt that he was the actual brains behind the whole operation. He could have take Boomer's suggestion and dis"carded" it, but no, he took it and ran with it.
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"America will win the Ryder Cup, America will win the Ryder Cup...America will win the Ryder Cup....Mickelson and Woods paired together will be one of the major factors in America winning the Ryder Cup.."
..there... ...., now judge stagday you surely wouldn`t sentence someone who`s clearly showing signs of mental failings now would you???
..there... ...., now judge stagday you surely wouldn`t sentence someone who`s clearly showing signs of mental failings now would you???
That's actually the sanest thing I've ever read by you, Sir Avatar-napper. So you're in a completely functioning frame of mind, and the avatar-napping was a premeditated action that was well thought-out by a TRAITOR to his RATTY PUB ACROSS THE POND!!! I'm afraid da judge may have *something* to say about this, indeed.
Household Tip for the Day...25th March 2006 for Homemakers Everywhere!
Tip number 2,467:
Some people live in fear of finding a spider in their bath. Fear not dear householder/homemaker ..!
Simply place a towel over the edge of the empty bath with it`s end draping onto the bottom of the bath itself-- because spiders can`t climb baths !!!...so they need a little help to exit the bath, from an ever helpful householder/homemaker !
Moreover, the towel may prove useful to the spider should it wish to bathe in the bath itself, in fact....a collection of small scented candles (of various colours) discreetly placed around the bathroom can add that extra `something special` that ensures your guest spider may bathe in a more relaxed fashion.
Take care homemakers, and remember clean,clean,clean like a busy,busy,busy machine...
Tomorrow`s Tip Preview ...Bears don`t Disturb Tidy Bins...
It appears to me that leaguegolf has been allowed to leave GR without proper punishment. I don't see a Bam-Bam avatar by his name. Isn't this some type of violation of your ruling?
stag da judge, I understand that most federal prisons are resort-like, but Disney World? How is this justice? How do we know he will return to GR after basking in the warm fun & sun of Florida? Has league been released on his own recognizance or has he been required to wear some sort of tracking device in his Mickey Mouse ears? I'm not sure you count on the fact that he really will stick out in a crowd wearing that Blue Hawaiian shirt?
It might seem to others that league's getting special favors from da judge.
I'm sure you will review this with proper consideration.
Thank you Pings for bringing this to my attention. Yes, this will be reviewed.
An APB shall be put out for this fugitive of the law. Yes, his sentence was mild, but yet he is so guilty of so many other offenses, his guilt must be absolutely overwhelming and obviously could no longer face his wonderful peers (except the C-B-C, the mastermind) on GR.
He shall be caught and returned, only to face additional charges and Lord only knows what consequences.
He may have to take a 'POST REDUCTION". Hit-em where it hurts the most.
Does anyone have a pitbull to track down this dastardly fugitive?
ps: and no C-B-C, there are no words that can erase what you have done. Mastermids are instinctively corrupt.
As league has seen fit to run from his punishment, I thought I would give the members a few additional avatar selections to vote on. Since his dastardly deeds have so far gone unpunished, please indicate if the additional avatar selections are worthy of an additional poll.
March 25th, 2006, 12:37 AM
Isn't this some type of violation of your ruling?
How do we know he will return to GR after basking in the warm fun & sun of Florida? Has league been released on his own recognizance or has he been required to wear some sort of tracking device in his Mickey Mouse ears? I'm not sure you count on the fact that he really will stick out in a crowd wearing that Blue Hawaiian shirt?
is guilty as charged. (btw, I do believe that any sinister happening on GR has your prints and DNA all over it, therefore I'm afraid you might just be constantly guilty. afterall, you do have the most posts on this board.)
..only limeys get punished around here...
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!!!...so they need a little help to exit the bath, from an ever helpful householder/homemaker
...Bears don`t Disturb Tidy Bins...
Why are they called cobwebs? 
(except the C-B-C, the mastermind) on GR.
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