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Old October 22nd, 2005, 08:38 AM
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Villain? What villain? I took in a poor family with an underachieving daughter, gave them a place to live, and set a high standard of excellence that started the young daughter on her quest to better herself. Sounds more like a hero to me!

you must be reading a different story than I:

"Count Leaguegolf, the fearsome owner of all the forests for as far as the eye could see."

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Old October 22nd, 2005, 01:28 PM
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you must be reading a different story than I:

"Count Leaguegolf, the fearsome owner of all the forests for as far as the eye could see."

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Webster says.......

Fearsome adj. Timid; frightened ..........
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Old October 22nd, 2005, 07:42 PM
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is there any chance the C-B-C is going to be the hero in this saga?

...NO....but someone we haven`t heard from in a lonnnnnng time is going to help young Michelle.... ....MORE NO CLUES stagday

C-B-C...
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Old October 22nd, 2005, 08:35 PM
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...NO....but someone we haven`t heard from in a lonnnnnng time is going to help young Michelle.... ....MORE NO CLUES stagday

C-B-C...
So is Dante going to be helping young Michelle out then?
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Old October 22nd, 2005, 08:42 PM
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HOTDOGS...!!!!!








....(say no more, say no more...nods as good as a wink to a blind man....say no more!!!)....
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Old October 22nd, 2005, 09:03 PM
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There are those who may say leaguegolf himself is a hot dog ....but surely you wouldn't make him the hero of the tale?!?!

I give up C-B-C....
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Old October 23rd, 2005, 02:09 AM
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JACKAMO!

JACKAMO!

IT'S JACKAMO!

IS IT JACKAMO?

I BET IT'S JACKAMO!
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Old October 23rd, 2005, 02:18 AM
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JACKAMO!

JACKAMO!

IT'S JACKAMO!

IS IT JACKAMO?

I BET IT'S JACKAMO!
Since when is jackamo in blue?!?
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Old October 23rd, 2005, 02:33 AM
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Because he supported the Chicago Cubs... their team colour (color for all you Americans) is blue... plus i'm using symbolism - the colo(u)r blue symbolizes his disappointment, because the Cubs are unable to Win the World Series...
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Old October 23rd, 2005, 06:50 AM
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HOTDOGS...!!!!!












....(say no more, say no more...nods as good as a wink to a blind man....say no more!!!)....
thought there were no more clues to be given. you just can't help yourself, can you C-B-C
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Old October 23rd, 2005, 09:07 AM
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PART II


`The Blood Stained Axe of Count Leaguegolf`




...Michelle thanked FRB for the cooked sausages and headed on her way. After a few miles she noticed the forest start to darken in the dusk light. She had an eerie feeling that she was being watched !!! Then behind her she heard the THUMP, THUMP, THUMP of something following her. She quickened her pace and pretended she`d heard nothing. Then louder this time, she heard the THUMP, THUMP, THUMP,THUMP of something following her !!! With her heart pounding she started to run to evade her pursuer. THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP came the noise even closer this time...until CRASH... Michelle tripped on a log and landed face first on the floor...her axe falling beyond her reach. She turned over and awaited her fate as something was approaching her through the forest !!

Then out from the bushes emerged a little white rabbit and a grey squirrel...

" I`m ever so sorry " said the rabbit "...did I startle you?" he asked Michelle.

" Of course you did Jackamo " said the squirrel " For a rabbit you run like an elephant".

" Oh yeaaaaah Frichissin " said the rabbit, " Wellllllllllll I`d rather be an elephant-like rabbit than a glorified rat with a bushy tail " taunted the rabbit.

" Who are you calling a rat ?" shouted Frichissin.

" Why....you....Frichissin....or should I say Mr Ratty " said Jackamo rabbit with his paws on his hips as he leaned into Frichissins face.

" Right, that`s it Jackamo" and with this the squirrel leapt onto Jackamo and the pair locked themselves into combat rolling around on the ground.

" Stop it" shouted Michelle as she lifted the pair off the ground and separated their flapping limbs. " Now tell me, why are you following me" demanded Michelle as she lowered them to the floor. Frichissin stood bolt upright, his arms folded and with a deep frown as he glared at Jackamo. He said nothing. Meanwhile Jackamo brushed the dust off his fur with exaggerated slow motions whilst giving Frichissin a snooty look.

"Wellllllllllllllll " said Jackamo " I smelt hot dogs in your knapsack, and decided to follow you, I hope you didn`t mind!"

"These are homemade sausages Jackamo that FRB made for me" replied Michelle. " Would you like one?" enquired Michelle.

" Too right " said Jackamo. Whereupon Jackamo sat down to enjoy the sausages that Michelle offered.

" So " said Frichissin " What`s a nice girl like you doing in a forest like this?" He asked.

" Well " said Michelle," I was looking for a way out of this forest but, I`ve now decided I need to go to the castle of Count Leaguegolf and steal the magic red axe off him...but I`ve lost my way and need a guide to take me there".

"WHAT" said Frichissin "Are you mad , no-one has ever escaped from Count Leaguegolf`s castle...ever" shouted Frichissin, and with this Frichissin leapt to his feet and ran off into the woods!!!!

Jackamo looked suprised and said " I`m sorry Michelle, but Frichissin is right, no-one`s ever escaped from Count Leaguegolf castle...and there`s no way I`d take you there..uh, uh... no way....not for all the carrots in China"

"I`ll make you a deal" said Michelle " If you take me to the castle then I`ll let you have the rest of these `hot dogs`...!".

Jackamo scratched his chin and thought about the tempting offer.

" I`ll tell you what " said Jackamo " I`ll take you to Waz the Wizard....he`s a virtual neighbour of Count Leaguegolf he`ll show you the way to the castle, and you`ll probably find Stlcard with Waz the Wizard too...I`m sure Stlcard will help you."

Michelle weighed up the offer for a moment. " Okay Jackamo, take me to Waz the Wizard then.

...and with this Michelle followed Jackamo as he (loudly) bounded ahead of her. Somehow or other Michelle truely felt that Waz the Wizard and Stlcard would be very helpful in her quest to steal the red axe of Count Leaguegolf off him...!


Coming soon...Part III... When Michelle seeks the help of Waz the Wizard & Stlcard for her meeting with the FEARSOME Count Leaguegolf on Halloween !!!!!


C-B-C...

P.S. Collins English Dictionary...Fearsome adj 1. Causing fear 2. Frightened

...therefore refer to point 1...
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Old October 23rd, 2005, 11:35 AM
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There are those who may say leaguegolf himself is a hot dog ....but surely you wouldn't make him the hero of the tale?!?!
You're just jealous because you only have a minor role in this epic tale of the misunderstood!
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Old October 23rd, 2005, 11:37 AM
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P.S. Collins English Dictionary...Fearsome adj 1. Causing fear 2. Frightened

...therefore refer to point 1...
I was afraid of that!
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Old October 23rd, 2005, 11:52 AM
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I'm not sure about this Michelle girl, if she can handle the Fearsome League or not, but if it was the Mighty GG, well, she would clean his clock for that axe.

i'm wondering if this Michelle will go Wie,Wie,Wie, all the way home.

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HOW COME GG's NOT IN THIS STORY?
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Old October 23rd, 2005, 12:30 PM
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What about me? I wanna part in the story!!
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