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I was reading a post today and I came across the word "comfartable." At first I thought it was just a typo, but then I started thinking (which is always dangerous). Comfartable isn't in my dictionary, but maybe it ought to be.

Comfartable: The feeling you get when you're around your golf buddies.

That's one definition. Do you have another? Please keep in mind the GR Rules for content!

lol league, only you.


a vociferous odor that keeps getting closer the farther you get away.

How one feels after a 12 sack at White Castle and no one else is around....

The feeling one gets after the release of a friendly little "air biscuit".

This makes me think of the race horse named "Hoof Hearted".

My son and I still laugh everytime we hear that call from the backstretch!

Does that explain why you're "Boomer?"

nope, butt i play a mean methane horn

Comfartable: The way one feels in one's recliner after eating a bean burrito.

not comfartable , but close:


1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the
bathtub tap on and off with your toes.

2. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of
running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching
over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give
the vacuum one more chance.

3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of confection
(lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will
somehow 'remove' all the germs.

4. ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one
armrest in a movie theater.

5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept
onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he
finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open
here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the
'illegal' side.

7. PEPPIER (peph ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole
purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh
ground pepper.

8. PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number
and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

9. PUPKUS (pup'kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog
presses its nose to it.

10. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always
letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when
you're only six inches away.

Comfartable hmmmmm......
Well I broke it down and typed it into dictionary.com
Com = together.
fart = An often audible discharge of intestinal gas.
able = Having sufficient power or resources to accomplish something.

So of course 'comfartable' means: Together we have the sufficient power to produce an audible discharge

It's good to see that your studies are finally starting to pay dividends, GG.