Keith,
Busy workdays and dial-up problems from home seriously cut into my GR post-reading time the last few days, so I'm just now seeing that you earned your Green Jacket. Let me add my
CONGRATS. That was some classy acceptance speech, a new standard for those who follow... and what a fantastic menu! Obviously you put a lot of thought into these posts, for the amusement of your fellow GR members. Thanks!
I always enjoy reading your posts, Keith, even if they do make me a little nervous sometimes ("please don't make me have to be this guy

"). ESPN lost the cream of its crop when
victory opened up Golf Rewind, that's for sure. I was glad to see you here, and still am.
So... good job, buddy, and onto the next 1000!