Once upon a time......there was a king...called novis, he....banned hotdogs and coke...causing an uprising....amongst the people...led by brave jackamo...And Richard Simmons...brave knight sir jackamo...fell on a stick.....and died............So wazmankg............Tried to help.......but was clumsy and....fell on another stick....meantime, jackamo was reincarnated...as a hot dog...........one hundred feet high.....purple in color......that roamed the land...in search of.......a hundred foot coke... ..in which he could.....fight like Godzilla`n`Mothra....But just then a......an army of vegans....holding rib eyes....grabbed the bottle...but then it tipped...causing a Coke flood...In which Jackamo drowned...but Jackamo was pretending....to be dead, and.....Richard Simmons saved him...with a giant....Hotdog!.......And just then they...........made an exercise video........about eating hotdogs...while doing jumping jacks......in puddles of coke...being careful not to...ruin the balance of....of the mysterious ancient........Hotdog shrine....teetering on the cliff....of insurmountable horror...But all the SUDDEN!!!!!....the golf ball monster...saved me(jackamo) from falling...It tried to mate....And Richard liked him...They made beautiful music (if ya know what I mean)...together all night long...with their guitars....(Come on guys, let‘s not go there)...And had hot dogs....that weren't really hotdogs...but instead were cold...mountain oysters disguised as.....cupcakes with ketchup frosting...which sang the blues...while running towards the...light atop the mountain...they tripped and died...except the paramedic team...Noticed Jackamo was alive....but they fell while...trying to help....the Saint Bernards..being attacked by hotdogs....and toy poodles......they fought them with....a bottle of mustard.....and some horseradish....that spoke 3 languages....backward... .including ebonics and......the language of chipmunks....and pig latin....et Francais te siacnarf .....and jackamo's head exploded......but was held together.....by the casing......of an old battery.......Sending Shock Waves Through-out.....Tokyo and....the U.S. Virgin Islands....causing the people...to die.....but it was staged...as a great diversion....from the true plan...false alarm... they died.....but were resurrected as....special super secret....gymnastics team...dressed in tutu's, that...that are reminiscent of.....the Alabama team uniforms....and also the Cardinals....but we digress,...that all men must........Dance the chicken dance...Thats the forbidden dance...of popping popcorn!!!!!!!.. while balancing on...stilts.....and watching.......the simpsons but then....the prince came in....and he tripped......knocking over the jewels...and then he died.......down, calming himself....and grabbed his golfclubs....put them in his....servant named jacamo...and kick-started him to...mow all the lawns....or pay for it.....with special favours (or is it favors for the Americans?), like...cleaning the Queen's loo.....Using only his tongue...in groooooooooooooove...or his tooth brush.. as a weapon to..........fend off the evil...karate chopping oompa loompas.........who also wore tutu's.....while riding on motorbikes.....disguised as grazing llamas...at the base of a 10,000 glacier...when guess who arrives... JC GOLF PRO.... tadaaaaaa here to save jackamo from dying...taylormade19 was named king...Then the worlds largest....purveyor of bold type...meekly submitted to...a body-cavity search...in the airport.. bathroom..... and quite enjoyed it.... but then, someone stole.....Michael Jackson's nose.... replacing it with...... A marshmellow that sang.. little drummer boy...... and Thriller...in Chinese.........
March 27th, 2005, 02:07 AM
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