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Tom and Bill are out playing golf get caught behind two women who are playing slow and won't let them play through. Tom say he will go up and ask them. He walks up about 50 yards and ducks his head and walks back to Bill. Bill says whats the problem? I cant go up there says Tom its my wife and mistress. Bill says well I'll go talk to them for us. Bill gets about 50 yards before he comes back. Tom says Whats the problem? Bill says..."Small World".

Shade

A man is sitting at a bus stop next to a golf course and notices a ball in the bushes nearby. He picks it up and finds many, many more. He stuffs the balls in his pockets and gets on the bus. A woman on the bus is curious and asks him what it is, he smiles and replies, golf balls.

She then asks, is that like tennis elbow?

one of my favorites. :)

Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last 2 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of the results and to assist with the marketing, I am asking friends and family to help me out.
I believe my new book on GOLF gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of struggle and experience.
Don't wait until they're all gone !!!! Here is a preview of the book's chapters, any input is welcome.

Table of Contents:
Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker
Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank
Chapter 5 - When to Give the Marshal the Finger
Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings
Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
Chapter 10 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th...
Chapter 12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
Chapter 13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee
Chapter 14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
Chapter 15 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
Chapter 16 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever
Chapter 17 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
Chapter 18 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer - From The Cart Girl and Give Her a $3 Tip, But Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender.