DYHIW you get to a green and realize that you left a wedge on the previous green, and you have to trek all the way back to find it...hoping it's still there.
DYHIW.....You have 240 yards to the green, and the group ahead of you is slowly approaching the green and you have to make everyone in your group wait, like yourself, just for that miniscule chance that you really get hold of one. Then, 10 minutes later, you top, shank, or toe it 100 yards.
man i hate it when, some body walking ahead of me, steps off to the side to wave me thru...of course watching me ...pressure is on,, and shot goes awry
DYHIW you're alone and you ask to join a group on the first tee, and they ask that you try and join the group ahead of them in the fairway. Not only do you feel rushed to get out of the way of the guys on the tee, but you've got to get the attention of the guy down the fairway & ask to join him, all the while trying to get a good shot off to catch up. That little beauty made me pick up on the first 2 hole, I must've whiffed about 10 times.
DYHIW........ your wife or girlfriend complains to you about some meaningless and forgetful issue that she can relieve on her own, but in some way shape or form, finds a way to blame you. Then you realize you will lose no matter how right you are (and you are), so you just bite the bullet until it subsides, then no apology or acknowledgement ever ensues. --- oh my goodness, sorry. OK......
DYHIW........ The 1 or 2 rounds where you really feel your making progress. You score well, you try something new that works, you drill some nice putts, you feel like you've "conquered" the game. Then, the next time you go out, you play worse than when you first picked up the club- like a 6 year-old whaling away like an idiot while suffering and scratching your head.
Last edited by LordEmery : November 17th, 2006 at 09:55 PM.
You make a good chip on to the green and everyone says nice shot, you return to the cart to get your putter. When you return to the green the ball had rolled off and is down the hill 20 yards from the hole and you have to go back to the cart and get your wedge again (this happen to me in the Smokey Mountains of Tennessee)!
You make a good chip on to the green and everyone says nice shot, you return to the cart to get your putter. When you return to the green the ball had rolled off and is down the hill 20 yards from the hole and you have to go back to the cart and get your wedge again (this happen to me in the Smokey Mountains of Tennessee)!
Got a nice gut-buster on that won. Specifically........
DYHIW....You (try to) chip onto the green, then need another club that you don't have with you to play another shot.
DYHIW every time you try and play a round or go to practice, you know you're going to get a call from the wife harrassing you about "when are you going to get home? how long is this going to take?". And you know that you can answer (but smartly do not)
a) about as long as one of your manicure/nail salon sessions
b) until I've come about even to the time spent at 'girls night out'
c) well that 'chick-flick' about the emotional growth and tribulations of several female friends you made me watch last night was about 2 hours, so that should give you an idea.
d) I don't know, how long did I spend (washing your car/fixing your mother's sink/re-arranging your numerous boxes in storage for more ****/any other miscellaneous honey-do) on that yesterday? About that long.
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November 16th, 2006, 05:43 PM
/any other miscellaneous honey-do) on that yesterday? About that long.
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