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Old April 10th, 2007, 07:43 AM
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Worst words you can hear on the golf course?
What are the worst words you can hear on the golf course?

I'll start.

"It's still your turn."
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Old April 10th, 2007, 07:53 AM
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"Anybody see where it went?" - which usually means nobody did.

"Get up" Get UP!" - usually followed by a splash.
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Old April 10th, 2007, 08:01 AM
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"Man your wife is whipping your ***"
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Old April 10th, 2007, 08:45 AM
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Uh, was that a 9 or a 10?
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Old April 10th, 2007, 09:18 AM
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Old April 10th, 2007, 10:40 AM
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Old April 10th, 2007, 10:47 AM
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On the putting green

"You're still away"
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Old April 10th, 2007, 11:09 AM
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"Fore!!!!"
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Old April 10th, 2007, 11:15 AM
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"Fore!!!!"
You beat me by a couple of minutes!
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Old April 10th, 2007, 12:33 PM
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Said to a guy...

"So... does your husband play too?"
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Old April 10th, 2007, 12:37 PM
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On discovering your ball has come to rest out of bounds.

"you'll have to go back and play it again"

or while leading a competition.

"hang on, youve got 15 clubs in your bag" (never happened to me thankfully).
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Old April 10th, 2007, 12:38 PM
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I get this alot

There's some meat left on that bone.
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Old April 10th, 2007, 12:38 PM
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Here's one.

"Maybe you should play a provisional."
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Old April 10th, 2007, 12:48 PM
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How about "Sorry, we're a little backed up today....."
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Old April 10th, 2007, 12:52 PM
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"How many mulligans are you gonna take?"
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