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Being I have played alot of rounds of golf it seems I have heard some of the most hilarious and annoying things come out of peoples mouths. What are some of the best and worst one liners you have ever heard on the course?

Worst is when someone says did you hit that with your tree wood!
or when the ball gets knocked off the tee at address & someone says one
When playing with my buddies and someone hits a real ugly shot, right after someone always yells GET IN THE HOLE! or BE THE RIGHT CLUB! Always cracks me up even if its my bad shot!

how about when you are on a hole with a road nearby and someone from a car yells FORE.
or a putt left short- does your husband play?

Your skirt a little tight?

ball hit high- that will burn on re-entry
ball knocked around in the woods- sounds like the trees are applauding you

I like saying "who is that guy" when somebody hits an unusually good or bad shot... it might be annoying I don't know? I say "good miss" a lot too, when its a good shot but I know they hit it a little fat/thin/toe/heel, you can just hear a mishit y'know

The most annoying to me is the commentary like "oh you missed it" or "ooo you hooked that one" or "that's in the water"
...It's like yeah I noticed thanks for pointing it out! ...

When someone I know yells out "FORE!" before I hit the ball,
When I hit a bad shot and the old people nearly always go "keep your head down"... or "You're lifting up"..... .
There's also "what a nana" when I leave my putts short or some people yell out "hack" after i hit a bad shot.
And "You sure don't wanna leave the green" lol.
"WOOOOWWW THATS WAYYY OUT!"...."That's in the trees" then i think to myself, yea, i see that already!

The one I hate the most. "Hit the ball Alice" ugh we had a guy on my high school golf team that said that every time someone left a putt short...

I love the tree wood one! That's great!

The worst case I've had so far is someone driving by in a car, right before you hit they honk their horn... thats the worst ever right there.

*My response to a sculled wedge*
"Bite"

I remember catching up with these 2 guys on a slow day. One of them was a fairly long hitter for his size but had a temper. Anyhow, the first time I hit my driver, he looks at me and says "now there's a man who doesn't try to overswing." Kinda irked me cuz I was swinging as hard as I can!

how about this golf tip- take 2 weeks off, then quit the game.

Man, you guys are giving me some great new material. Thanks again GR, you rock

I think my favorite saying has to be "can you say...Garganchuan?!" when some one kills a drive right down the middle

The one I hate the most is the "Did your skirt blow up in your face?" when you leave a putt short, or the "sit! sit!" when you blow your putt by the hole. Or if I hit one out and someone says "you...MIGHT want to hit a provisional."

I hate misquoted caddy shack lines

" I play a slice"

One of my buddies loves to say stick so we are playing and on ever bad putt and chip he yells "stiiiiiiiiiiick" lol