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Old March 30th, 2005, 04:03 PM
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Signs of the Golf apocalypse
The day God will step in

When Tiger pulls out a belly putter
When VJ crowd surfs up the 18th fairway
when Gary McCord and Hootie Johnson hit the inaugural tee shot at the Masters, with Martha Burke as the caddy

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Old March 30th, 2005, 04:18 PM
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Tiger does not win another major
I get a 6 month golf season here!
Ernie Els beats Tiger in a playoff!
The USGA regulates how far a golf ball can fly oh wait they did that already.
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Old March 30th, 2005, 05:19 PM
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When Ian Poulter wears "normal" pants;
When Martha Burke sends Hootie a Christmas card;
When TaylorMade waits 8 months to introduce a new driver; and
When I am invited to play Augusta National.
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Old March 30th, 2005, 06:11 PM
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When Ian Poulter wears "normal" pants;
When Martha Burke sends Hootie a Christmas card;
When TaylorMade waits 8 months to introduce a new driver; and
When I am invited to play Augusta National.
That taylor made one made me lol.

John Daly plays a disciplined 4 rounds of golf.
A 2005 PGA event is not postponed due to incliment weather.
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Old March 30th, 2005, 06:29 PM
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Mickelson wins the Grand Slam;
Annika makes the cut in a PGA event;
Michelle Wie beats John Daly in driving average.
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Old March 30th, 2005, 07:40 PM
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curtis strange makes the ryder cup team, again
sergio lives up to the hype
pete dye remakes olde st andrews
chippers come back into fasion (were they ever in fashion?)
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Old March 30th, 2005, 08:06 PM
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Tiger makes a change of equipment (not nike)
Vijay Doesnt hit balls for 3 days
when a tourney doesnt have a rain delay lol.... im really starting to wonder if its ever gonna happen
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Old March 30th, 2005, 09:30 PM
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When Fred Funk outdrives Tiger Woods
When VJ plays with Annika
When Martha Burke becomes a member of Augusta
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When Adam Barr has a golf swing that won't make you nauseous.
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Old March 31st, 2005, 04:36 AM
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when Monty misses an easy putt and his entire game doesn't collapse
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Old March 31st, 2005, 04:47 AM
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when the same putter stays in my bag for more than 2 weeks
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Old March 31st, 2005, 07:40 AM
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-when John Daly actually uses the trimspa he advertises on his shirt
-when Craig Stadler and Craig Parry become draw hitters
-when Tiger's tee game becomes consistent
-when David Duval makes back-to-back cuts
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-Retief Goosen does a Tiger-esque fist pump during his next tournament win.
-Mickelson's caddy "Bones" confiscates a camera from a fan
-Mike Weir shows up in a hockey jersey, and tries the Happy Gilmore swing on the first tee
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