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Old May 13th, 2005, 02:44 PM
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Paul and his wife walked into a dentist's office. Paul said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one **** of a big hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it-- I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness--Paul is a very brave man, asking me to pull his tooth without using anything to kill the pain."

So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"

Paul turned to Barbara and said, "Open your mouth, Honey, and show the doctor which tooth hurts."


Doh!!!!!!

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Old May 16th, 2005, 12:55 PM
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Too funny! Must admit I changed the names to Dave & Trish and sent it off in an email to my daughter and son-in-law. Trish has a plaque above her fridge that reads: "When I die, bury me at the first tee so that I'll get a visit from Dave at least twice a week." The boy is a serious golfer!!! LOL
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