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Didnt know if there was a joke thread already but I just got emailed these two "knee-slappers" lol enjoy

-A man and his wife are sitting at the kitchen table, which is next
to the window. The man's name is Rudolph, and since he is Russian,
people call him "Rudolph the Red." Rudolph looked out the window
and said to his wife, "Oh look honey, it's raining outside." She
looks out as well and says, "No, I think that is snow." He looks
at her and says, "Rudolph the red knows rain dear."

- One day a man found an odd-looking lamp and rubbed it. From inside
came a genie that told him he would get three wishes, but whatever he
wishes for, his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. "What would
you like for your first wish?" asked the genie. "I want one billion dollars,"
replies the man. "Remember," says the genie, "your mother-in-law gets double
of what you get." "I know," replied the man. The man then chooses his second wish, "I wish I had a brand new sports car." So he gets his second wish and he's very content. "Your mother-in-law gets double what you get, now what would you like for your third wish?" asks the genie. The man ponders for a moment, then answers, "I wish to be beaten half to death."

Believe I may have heard the Mother-in-law one before and liked it very much, thanks for the funny!!!

hahaha that second one is great. but i guess if you really think about it double of 1/2 would be 1/4. just semantics, i know!

Those are both great...I hadn't read the first one before.

Not really...if you square it, it would be 1/4, but I've never heard of squaring a value being the same as doubling it.

ah you're right i had the thought of squaring it for some reason. i've heard of squaring a value being the same as doubling it. works for the # 2.

I think, as Meatloaf would probably NOT say...."1 out of infinity ain't bad!!"

Oh, man, that second one is hilarious!

I still love mi suegra (mother in law)....<but it's early> LOL

I've got a wonderful mother-in-law. She's 10,000 miles away and doesn't speak a word of English!

We should all be that lucky.

Have you aged a few (dozen) years since we last saw you, Greg?

What's that sonny? I need a new hip and my hearing aid's busted again!

mine's in Fl. i keep getting farther away..............

Did you ever stop to think that she prefers it that way?

I've never seen either one of them. The second one was a lot better.