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7 58.33%
June 15th, 2005, 12:45 PM
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Who would win? Martha or Iron Mike?
a 15 round heavyweight fight. would anyone like to see this?
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June 15th, 2005, 01:01 PM
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I'm going with Martha...Her nagging protests would force Tyson to quit in the 5th round...*This just in: Nintendo to change their vintage video game title to "Martha Burke's Punch Out"*
Word is that Sly Stallone has already contacted her for the next Contender...
June 15th, 2005, 01:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stagday
a 15 round heavyweight fight. would anyone like to see this?
...Gee stagday...don`t do that
...I thought you meant
Martha the
Beast of Turnipbridge when I first read this thread...I can`t go back to the Threadjackers Anonymous thread anymore...too frightening
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June 15th, 2005, 01:07 PM
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only League know's who the real
BEAST is.
stagday
June 15th, 2005, 01:13 PM
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Martha, Martha...........
June 17th, 2005, 04:38 PM
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How about Mike vs. Martha Stewart? I bet prison has toughened her up a bit, so she can take a punch. I can see it now... 3rd round, tyson runs away crying like a little girl followed by catcalls of "It's a good thing"
June 17th, 2005, 11:56 PM
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Martha Burke has obviously already taken way too many blows to the head.
Plus.....She's the only opponent that's uglier
than Tyson!
June 21st, 2005, 05:51 PM
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too funny :D.......................................
June 22nd, 2005, 08:27 AM
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Hey!!! Martha is my sister's name! I resent the association of her name with words like "beast" and "ugly"!
June 22nd, 2005, 09:07 AM
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Gee...
... I thought
Martha (as in Burke) was an apt name for a
Beast that wood kill Lord Leaguegolf`s best buddie Hootie
...I have subsequently discovered it`s quite a popular name in America....
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June 22nd, 2005, 10:55 AM
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Martha by far.....after round one of her nagging and whining Tyson would go out and bite his own ear off.
July 5th, 2005, 05:32 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by leaguegolf
Martha Burke has obviously already taken way too many blows to the head.
Plus.....She's the only opponent that's uglier
than Tyson!
Wow! only just read this and can,t stop laughing!!!!!
July 6th, 2005, 02:51 PM
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This just in: Iron Mike has bit Martha's ear's off in the 3rd round. Needless to say, Hootie may have to raise his voice a tad from here on out.
Martha is leading 6 to 4 in points.
later,
stagday
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June 15th, 2005, 01:01 PM
...I thought you meant Martha the Beast of Turnipbridge when I first read this thread...I can`t go back to the Threadjackers Anonymous thread anymore...too frightening 
Plus.....She's the only opponent that's uglier 
... I thought Martha (as in Burke) was an apt name for a Beast that wood kill Lord Leaguegolf`s best buddie Hootie 
Wow! only just read this and can,t stop laughing!!!!!
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