Didn't you guys JD's warm-up routine? Somthing like head to the course, smoke a few cigs, drink four or five diet pepsi's and head out. I have no idea why his redneckedness is amusing to me though. Probably because he seems just like my old playing partner. Him, and most of my family.
Ain't John Daly just a big ol' fat slice of - mullet-sporting, club-throwing, I-don't-need-no-chaser-for-this-shot-of-Wild-Turkey, moving ball-smacking, nicotine-puffing, I'll-take-that-steak-thick-and-bloody-and-I-don't-want-the-house-salad, where's-my-extra-sour-cream, thank you very little - American Pie?
Ain't John Daly just a big ol' fat slice of - mullet-sporting, club-throwing, I-don't-need-no-chaser-for-this-shot-of-Wild-Turkey, moving ball-smacking, nicotine-puffing, I'll-take-that-steak-thick-and-bloody-and-I-don't-want-the-house-salad, where's-my-extra-sour-cream, thank you very little - American Pie?
Maybe - but he could play in our foursome any day and fit right in - cracking jokes, **ing, and having fun.
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There was a great story about JD giving money to a couple of girls after their father was killed at his PGA championship win. Did anyone catch Phil call one of Goosens shots "a tasty morsel"?
Anyone catch Retief's "britches", post lightning bolt?
That is one fortunate fella.
No kidding. Goose is one of the luckiest people alive. As for the golf, Daly was very entertaining with his comments. And just watching Goose's swing is entertaining to me. I love his swing. All in all, it's a good warmup to monday night football coming up.
Once again, it was a rather boring event. Since it's not a PGA event, they should let them wear shorts, drive carts, drink some beers...anything to liven it up a bit. Its pretty sad that the memory that sticks in my head the most about the Battle at the Bridges is a ****.
Last edited by wazmankg : July 26th, 2005 at 05:57 PM.
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Once again, it was a rather boring event. Since it's not a PGA event, they should let them wear shorts, drive carts, drink some beers...anything to liven it up a bit. Its pretty sad that the memory that sticks in my head the most about the Battle at the Bridges is a ****.
I know Daly stunk up the place but was it that bad?
July 25th, 2005, 11:54 PM
One shot, one putt, commercial, commercial, commercial......repeat for 3 1/2 hours! 
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