April 10th, 2007, 09:40 AM
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Top Ten Things I Can Say Now That I've Won The Masters
Last night Zach Johnson delivered the Top Ten on the Late Show with David Letterman:
I'm going to spend the prize money on Mountain Dew and beef jerky I once beat a caddy to death with a 7-iron It's so weird -- before this weekend, I'd never broken 100 The jacket's okay, but I'm most excited to win the "World's Greatest Golfer" key chain Even I've never heard of me If you like golf, you'll love the sleek looks and smooth handling of the 2007 Volkswagen Golf Sedan -- I just made 50 grand I just wrote down "3" for every hole. Nobody checked Maybe I can parlay this into an appearence on "Dancing With The Stars" It's a magical week: first I win the Masters, and now I get to tell lame jokes on a third-rate talk show Thanks to global warming, next year I'm playing without pants
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April 10th, 2007, 09:58 AM
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Maybe it's just me but they don't seem very funny to me. I think numbers 5, 8 and 9 are the best.
April 10th, 2007, 12:01 PM
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Figures the one night i dont watch the late show they have the winner of the masters tournament on. lol. good stuff though
April 10th, 2007, 12:43 PM
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Zach did a good job with the deadpan delivery. Although now that I think about it, maybe that was no act...
April 10th, 2007, 01:26 PM
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Does anyone know whether Zach came up with those himself? Or do the guests typically get some help, if not the entire list, from Letterman and his team.
April 10th, 2007, 04:42 PM
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Letterman does not even write the top tens list anymore it is all done by his writers.
April 11th, 2007, 08:31 PM
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Only found a few of the jokes funny, but I've become a fan of Zach Johnson over the past few few days...sounds like a great guy who has his priorities where they should be.
April 12th, 2007, 06:38 PM
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no ******* way
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cougars_shotmaker
Only found a few of the jokes funny, but I've become a fan of Zach Johnson over the past few few days...sounds like a great guy who has his priorities where they should be.
even on a lame nite ! dave outshines jay....need a poll on this baby i think....
April 12th, 2007, 09:54 PM
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even on a lame nite ! dave outshines jay....need a poll on this baby i think....
I gotta agree with you there.
April 13th, 2007, 04:28 PM
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At least he didn't say "Kiss my A** everybody!" Remember that ?
April 17th, 2007, 03:49 PM
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I vote for Dave. Jay's chin is distracting.
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